Dukes of Hazzard - Black Betty - Spiderbait (Edit)

Journey
I hit the street, said who am I gonna meet?
I plug in my fake ear, how are you dear?
The street, I treat, like the women who cheat,
The street, I look, they look around, and, feel the heat,
The street, I look again, they look around, they get cold feet,

Is it safe? Fail safe!
Is it pennywise? Think thrice!
Is it street-sexy? Hit me, I think I am going gonna be like Dexys.
There's no place like home.
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